And so the document that went to the court contains a forgery and a shove, and it does not contain a word about a woman standing five feet from her unconscious daughter discussing a title transfer, except as background in the probable cause statement, where it has no legal effect at all and exists only to be read.

The felony is the forgery.

Not the daughter.

The paper.

My wife is a convicted felon in the state of Arizona because she presented a document at a counter in Peoria on the fourth of September, eight days before anybody got hurt, and the worst thing she has ever done in her life appears in the file as one paragraph of narrative.

Part Twenty-Eight: What I Did With That