The Accounting
He slept in a drawer until he was four months old and then in a crib I built from the offcuts of a staircase.
He was in that shop from the time he could walk.
By six he could sweep a floor properly, which takes longer to teach than people think.
By nine he could sharpen a chisel.
At eleven he squared his first mortise-and-tenon joint without help and I kept it and it is on the shelf above my desk and it is not very good.
We ate a great deal of eggs.