Jessica slid the binder across the wood. “Michael, the terms are non-negotiable. My client keeps full ownership of the primary residence and the vehicle, matching her documented financial contributions.

Liquid assets divide seventy-thirty in her favor. Refuse, and we file at-fault, with proof of the affair and dissipation of marital assets.”

Michael read the summary, his jaw going slack. “I get nothing? I have to move out?”

“You get your freedom,” I said. “And the miraculous heir you wanted so badly.”

Diane shrieked. “Absolutely not. He’s used to that penthouse. Where is my grandson supposed to live? Are you throwing a pregnant widow into the gutter?”

I leaned forward. “Your grandchild is your logistical problem, Diane, not mine. If you want him housed, open your own checkbook.”