It is a real function and the people who do it are not being punished; they are doing a job that has to be done and that I had frankly never thought about once in eleven years.

I did that job for eleven months.

I was good at it by about the third month, which surprised me and which I have decided not to be embarrassed about.

I rewrote a file plan that had not been touched since 2014.

I found nine hundred and forty cubic feet of paper that should have been dispositioned in 2017 and got it dispositioned.

I am, apparently, the reason a certain retention schedule exists in a certain agency, and one day somebody will find that irritating.