They Demanded a 60-Course Birthday Feast to Prove They Owned Me — So I Delivered Exactly 60 Dishes, and an Eviction Notice
We filed the emergency petition for divorce.
We pulled the bank records — five years of them — that proved, beyond any possible argument, that I and I alone had paid the mortgage, funded the household, and carried the entire financial weight of a marriage in which I had been treated as staff.
We secured an emergency court order freezing every joint account Julian and Fiona could touch.
And then Darcy did two things that I will admit gave me a cold and uncomplicated pleasure.
First, using the black titanium credit card that Julian himself had handed me that morning, she authorized an immediate twenty-five-thousand-dollar retainer for her firm — so that my husband’s own card would pay for the divorce he had provoked.
And second, she picked up the phone and placed an order, with a local industrial supplier, for two very large, custom-made cardboard boxes.