They Demanded a 60-Course Birthday Feast to Prove They Owned Me — So I Delivered Exactly 60 Dishes, and an Eviction Notice
It had begun, obligingly, to rain.
And on the wet pavement, under the gray sky, stood Julian and Fiona — surrounded by hastily filled plastic garbage bags of their clothes, and, scattered around them where the movers had set them out, sixty thawing television dinners.
They had wanted a sixty-course feast.
They had demanded it, as a display of their power over me, as proof that they owned my labor and my dignity and my life.
What I served them instead, on Fiona’s sixtieth birthday, was complete and total and irreversible destruction.
And I will not pretend to a nobility I did not feel.