“Glenn committed federal wire fraud.

He used my name to steal eleven thousand four hundred dollars, and then he tried to use my incoming military rank to steal a quarter of a million more.”

“He’s your brother,” Martha cried.

“He’s a criminal.”

“We’re family,” Martha said.

“You can’t do this to your own family.

The weather’s supposed to be so nice this weekend.

We should just sit out on the porch and drink lemonade.”