“I’m going to pick you up now.”

“I’m going to change your diaper now.”

“I’m going to move your leg a little bit.

Here we go.”

I did it because I read it somewhere at two in the morning on a phone and because I could not think of anything else to do, and I have since found out from Imogen Achara that it is actually a real thing and is recommended, which surprised me.

She said: “You weren’t doing it for her comprehension.