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Roseanne Launches WokeBlasters: A New Shooting Range to Vent Frustrations Against Anheuser-Busch’s Latest Beer

Roseanne, the well-known conservative comedian, has established a new shooting range named WokeBlasters that opens tomorrow. The inspiration behind this venture came from her friend Kid Rock’s viral video, where he was seen shooting cans of Bud Light beer. The shooting range allows angry and loud American patriots to vent their frustrations towards Anheuser-Busch, the woke beer company, by shooting cases and cases of their latest drink. Roseanne has gone to great lengths to establish and run WokeBlasters, as per journalist Joe Baron’s interview with the actress.

Roseanne has ensured there are enough cases of Bud Light for the blasting, along with pistols, assault rifles, shotguns, and an Abrams tank that will be delivered next week. To cater to visitors’ preferences, the shooting range also offers grenades, knives, and nunchucks to beat and degrade the Bud Light cans. Additionally, the shooting range has Aunt Jemima bottles, Doctor Seuss books, and Volkswagen Jettas, as they are considered gay cars.

The controversial comedian has clearly stated that visitors can shoot at everything except liberals themselves. However, she added that her favorite governor, Ron DeSantis, may legalize it soon. The range is open on weekdays from 8 a.m. until 5 p.m., and Roseanne has reportedly spent nearly three million dollars on beer alone. Visitors are encouraged to come and make it worth her while.

In summary, Roseanne’s shooting range, WokeBlasters, is an innovative venture that provides a platform for American patriots to voice their grievances against Anheuser-Busch. The range is well-equipped with various firearms, grenades, knives, and nunchucks, along with Aunt Jemima bottles, Doctor Seuss books, and Volkswagen Jettas. Although liberals cannot be shot at the shooting range, the facility has everything visitors need to have a great time.

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